1970s thoroughly patched denim shorts
One-of-a-kind patched denim shorts with a mix of mass-market novelty patches and home-sewn fabric scraps. Some patches are leather. Motifs are too many to list but include: Hawaii, Mickey Mouse, clowns, frogs, soccer, and various witty sayings (e.g. “shake your booty” and “kiss my patch”). Shorts close with a front button fly featuring a delightful mix of mismatched vintage buttons.
Sizing
No marked size, best for a 31-32” waist and 44” hip if worn fitted. Shown here worn low-slung on a 5’6” size XS/S model.
Measurements
16” waist* | 22” hip* | 11.5” rise | 7” inseam
* measurements taken with garment laying flat; double to get measurements as worn
Condition
Excellent vintage condition with minimal wear throughout and no notable flaws. There is obviously distressing throughout this piece, which is part of its charm.
One-of-a-kind patched denim shorts with a mix of mass-market novelty patches and home-sewn fabric scraps. Some patches are leather. Motifs are too many to list but include: Hawaii, Mickey Mouse, clowns, frogs, soccer, and various witty sayings (e.g. “shake your booty” and “kiss my patch”). Shorts close with a front button fly featuring a delightful mix of mismatched vintage buttons.
Sizing
No marked size, best for a 31-32” waist and 44” hip if worn fitted. Shown here worn low-slung on a 5’6” size XS/S model.
Measurements
16” waist* | 22” hip* | 11.5” rise | 7” inseam
* measurements taken with garment laying flat; double to get measurements as worn
Condition
Excellent vintage condition with minimal wear throughout and no notable flaws. There is obviously distressing throughout this piece, which is part of its charm.
One-of-a-kind patched denim shorts with a mix of mass-market novelty patches and home-sewn fabric scraps. Some patches are leather. Motifs are too many to list but include: Hawaii, Mickey Mouse, clowns, frogs, soccer, and various witty sayings (e.g. “shake your booty” and “kiss my patch”). Shorts close with a front button fly featuring a delightful mix of mismatched vintage buttons.
Sizing
No marked size, best for a 31-32” waist and 44” hip if worn fitted. Shown here worn low-slung on a 5’6” size XS/S model.
Measurements
16” waist* | 22” hip* | 11.5” rise | 7” inseam
* measurements taken with garment laying flat; double to get measurements as worn
Condition
Excellent vintage condition with minimal wear throughout and no notable flaws. There is obviously distressing throughout this piece, which is part of its charm.
